Umbrella at the Beach

I truly respect and give big credit
to women that wear modest swimsuits.

I think it is much more classy to cover up
then to let it all hang out,
ya know what i mean?

But this is just taking it to a whole new level:

What. On. Earth?

Did the designer disassemble a beach umbrella and turn it into a

Good grief.

Here is a swim dress from Newport News that is
modest and sexy at the same time:
Muuuuuuch Better!